Many remember Lohan for her box office efforts in such box office disasters like, “I know who killed me”, “Georgia Rule”, and “Herbie fully loaded”, has appently starred in her own behind closed doors adult home film.

The film which is currently being shopped around is a whopping 47 seconds in length which should give the owner a whopping $2.50.

Lohan who has long past her prime as a child actor, has not commented at this point.

The illness is marked by a large increase in vocal output, which becomes both untilleigable, and circular in nature.  In essence said the lead researcher, Dr. Jason Dunlap, the person begins talking, but never really says anything.  After additional research the root of the disease can be traced back to 2008. 

The first confirmed case is the President Barack Obama.  In order to acknowledge that case as “patient zero”, the disease is being called “Obamatosis”, within the medical community.  Doctors around the world are worried.

Lacy Monroe of Dover Delaware, agreed to speak to KPIMedianet about her personal experience with the disease after her husband Edgar was diagnosed a few short months ago.

“It’s Painful” she says.  “I miss my husband; he’s just not the same.  There are so many times I know he wants to just give me a straight answer to a question, but the disease prevents that.  It’s hard for both of us.”  When asked how she knew the disease had hit her husband hard, she explained that an incident in December made the disease perfectly clear to her.

Returning home late one evening Lacy was surprised when Edgar entered the house all dirty, and muddy.  She also noticed that the car was missing from the garage.  She immediately asked Edgar what happened and where was the car.

Edgar replied, that “The situation was both serious, but hopeful.  That additional analysis was needed in order to formulate the appropriate response to the outside factors which contributed to the overall situation.”  He went on to tell her that in addition to his taking full responsibilities for the failures of the vehicles mechanical functions, he would immediately launch into full scale review of both the mechanical and locationality of the vehicle.

“I was floored.” Recalled Lacy.  Since that day she has been unable to fully communicate with Edgar, who starts each day now with a 15 minute discussion on the severity of the sock deficiency in his drawer, and that immediate and swift action must be taken to review the sock situation and take the appropriate steps to ensure that the sock supply stabilized and was back on track.

Edgar is currently undergoing treatment at the Mayo Clinic in attempts to help him control his disorder.  There is no cure.

Within minutes a huge crowed had gathered with Jimmy, all trying to place this man.  Unfortunately no one could figure out from where.

Was he a sports figure?

A famous movie actor?

After  long discussion the man identified himself as George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States.  There was disbelief amongst the the crowd.  Surely he was not the “famed” missing ex-president.  Our reporters were shocked and immediately pulled out their i-phones to pull up pictures of the ex-president to confirm the gentleman’s claim. 

Photographic evidence indeed pointed to confirmation that the football game attendee was in fact George Walker Bush, the 43rd president of the United States. 

Genetic testing is currently underway to confirm the man’s claim that is is indeed George Bush.  Stay tuned for further developments.